๐ Different Wives Arguing with Their Husbands ๐
โ Pilot's Wife:
Don't fly too high! Understood?
๐จโ๐ซ Teacher's Wife:
Don't teach me! This isn't a school.
๐ฌ Dentist's Wife:
I'll break your teeth and hand them to you.
Hakim's (Herbal Doctor) Wife:
I'll fix your attitude without even checking your pulse.
๐จโโ Doctor's Wife:
I'll perform your ultrasound right now.
๐จโ๐จ Soldier's Wife:
Do you consider yourself some big cannon (hotshot)?
Poet's Wife:
I will scanalize (dissect) you in such a way that you'll forget all your rhythms and rivers.
๐คต MBA's Wife:
Mind your own business.
And CA/ACCA/CFA/ICMA/CIMA Guy's Wife:
First clear your exams, old man!
๐จโ๐ Lawyer's Wife:
I will pass the verdict on you myself.
๐โโ๏ธ Driver's Wife:
Shift the gear and get out of here.
๐ฎโโ๏ธ Policeman's Wife:
I'll have you thrashed so hard that you'll remember your grandmother!
And Maalvi's (Cleric) Wife:
I am about to recite your funeral prayers right now!
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