A man was sitting in a public toilet, relieving himself. Suddenly, he heard a voice from the stall next to him:

"How are you?"

The man, startled, replied, "I'm fine."

Then the voice came again:

"What are you doing?"

The man replied, "I'm sitting here for some urgent business."

Then the voice came again:

"How is work going?"

The man, getting even more nervous, said, "It's going on and off (with breaks)."

Then the voice came again:

"Hey buddy, I'll call you back later. Some idiot in the next toilet stall is answering everything I say!"

😂😂😂😂