*Poor men, always left deprived* ๐ฅ
When they are born, congratulations are given to the mother ๐๐คฃ๐
When they get married, the praise goes to the bride ๐คช๐๐คฃ
When they die, the insurance money goes to the wife ๐๐๐คช๐
And the limit was reached when a man set a new record by donating blood a hundred times, but the blood bank honored his wife, saying, "Thank you, ma'am. It's only because you didn't drink his blood that we were able to take it!" ๐คฃ๐